Find out exactly
what’s slowing
your site down.
One link, one payment, one PDF in your inbox within 24 hours. Six pages, real PageSpeed scores, a visual quality scan of your homepage, the SEO basics nobody fixed, and the top six things to change in order of impact-per-hour.
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Tam Tam Corp FZE LLC · Ajman Free Zone, UAE · License 262705457888
Six pages. No filler.
Mobile + desktop PageSpeed
Real Google Lighthouse scores for both. The top 5 mobile issues ranked by how much load time you can claw back.
SEO + sharing basics
Title length, meta description, Open Graph image, mobile viewport, structured data. The things every CMS theme forgets.
Visual quality scan
AI vision read of your homepage hero: photography style, brand recognizability, where the page leaks attention.
Prioritized fix list
Six fixes in order of impact-per-hour. No 40-item dump. Just what matters and what to do first.
Delivered in 24h
Usually faster. The audit runs as soon as the payment lands, the PDF is in your inbox same day.
One real human on the other end
Reply to the email with any question. Not a ticket queue. The founder reads it.
A real audit. Real numbers.
Cover · 6-page PDF
Six pages. Mobile + desktop scores up top, top issues each with potential time saved, SEO + sharing basics, visual quality scan, then a numbered fix list ranked by impact-per-hour.
- 01Properly size images (~3.2s potential)
- 02Enable text compression (~1.4s potential)
- 03Add Open Graph image for link previews
- 04Reduce unused JavaScript on first load
- 05Add structured data for rich Google results
Eat your own dog food.
Then publish the receipts.
I ran the same audit on tamtamcorp.tech. The results were not flattering. This is the receipt: the actual PDF a paying customer gets, with my own numbers in it. The fixes shipped, and the “after” column fills in once the new audit runs.
You pay EUR 49 on Stripe
Standard checkout. The page captures your site URL and email.
I run the audit
PageSpeed, screenshot, visual analysis, heuristic checks, fix-list synthesis. About 6 minutes of automated work, one pair of eyes on the result.
PDF lands in your inbox
Within 24 hours. Usually within the hour. Reply if anything needs explaining.
Things you’d ask before paying.
Why so cheap?
Because most of it is automated: PageSpeed, the screenshot, the SEO checks, the layout. The PDF you receive is the same audit I run before pitching EUR 4K projects. I just productized it.
Do you fix things too?
Yes. The audit ends with a one-page offer for the implementation: top-3 fixes for EUR 490 with 5-day delivery and a score-improvement guarantee. Nothing pushy, you can ignore it.
What if my site is already fast?
Then the audit will say so, and you saved EUR 49 worth of uncertainty. The visual and SEO basics still surface things even fast sites miss. If you genuinely got nothing from it, reply and I refund.
Is this for any business?
It works best for restaurants, hotels, hospitality, and real-estate sites where visual and speed both convert to bookings. SaaS and B2B sites work too but the visual-quality section will be less useful.
When do I get it?
Within 24 hours of payment. Usually within an hour during European and MENA business hours.